they/them doing lots of reblogging. ain't got much that I wanna share, pretty much use tumblr so I can look at things that have made me laugh or be inspired. if I share a terf/swerf-ism, lemme know cos it's unintentional. only big message I care about is that you should prolly kiss yer pals right on the mouth.
i apologise for describing barbie from the toys and movie as “the world’s most passionate italian”. i was tricked into believing that she identifies as italian
when I was a kid my best friend and I were really enamored by the very exotic concept of quicksand so every summer we used to go down to the woods near the lakeshore and play in a patch of mud that would let us sink in it up to our chests and pretend that it was quicksand. it was extremely dense and very hard to move through or get out of and we always had to crawl out on our bellies, completely exhausted and coated in mud up to our necks. lost several shoes and one pair of pants that way.
us, playing in quicksand: “haha! let’s pretend this is quicksand!”
Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane’s has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy’s leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I’m so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth
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